Writing

I'm a comedy and sci-fi writer drawn toward underdogs who refuse to give up – no matter the mountain (or robotic dog) that stands (or sits) before them.

email me for samples: johnwlombard@gmail.com

Screenwriting: Features and Shorts

Keep Back

Sci-Fi Comedy Feature.

After waking with amnesia from a car accident, Neil Lamb quickly learns that any living thing within three feet of him explodes into a ball of goo, and, following the only breadcrumbs he has—a note with coordinates—he travels toward what he hopes is a cure, all while attempting to inflict as little damage as possible.

Glitter

Sci-Fi Comedy Feature.

When dorky play-it-safe Ash discovers his ex-girlfriend is unknowingly involved in a devious mind-control study, he must confront his greatest fears (espionage, heights, minor brain surgery) in order to save her mind – and maybe even win her back? 

*Semi-finalist Feature Comedy Austin Film Fest 2023.

Call it a Front

Dark Comedy Short.

When troubled brothers Rally and Junior run out of hideout cash, they devise a morbid plan to up their funds and stay off the grid. IMDB.

*Winner of Best Dark Comedy at Indie Short Fest 2022.

Screenwriting: TV and Web Series

Midnight Laundry

Dramedy Web Series.

A group of lonely city dwellers, whose lives are stuck on tumble-dry, find companionship in a late-night laundry club.

*Second Rounder at Austin Film Fest 2020. [Read]

Catching Up

Half-hour Dramedy.

When an invite to a housewarming party from a successful friend causes neurotic Ben to unravel – he (eventually) learns comparison is the thief of joy… and that he’s wildly allergic to eucalyptus face cream.

Sudden

Half-hour Dramedy.

When emotionally inept Noah suddenly becomes the support system for his grieving wife, he finds clever ways to suppress his feelings to keep her spirits lifted.

Short Stories

Futuristic

How We Welcomed the (Endless) Rain.

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Satirical

Dog-Friendly Office? Try Horse-Friendly.

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Character-Based

The Objectification of Leonard Bell.

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